I'm all for safe sex, but I'll use condom sperm on my tits 💦

And ate her cum, and all I did was give her flowers

You're jerking off with some bullshit again, and your wife has no orgasm and no creampie

Broke, and now she's shivering cums while I fill her with cum

Woke me up with a dick on my lips and fucked me - I'm kind of a romantic myself 💕

Sex is healthier for the butt than sports - especially in the doggystyle position 🍑

You had a fucking dream? Well, it'll be a dream come true, dick at the ready

That's why I fucked you so hard, you got a jet up to your face

No panties for the party? Spread your pretty legs, I'll stretch your pussy

Saw her doing it and got caught. It ended with a blowjob

Fuck doggystyle, cum all over your face, and we're even, okay?

We had a good fuck, but don't write me anymore! I got you for one night